I was being carried out of the bar, but then my friend saw Pat who just got kicked out scaling the wall to sneak back in, so he carried me back in, sat me on the bar stool, and the bartender just let us all keep drinking.
Being persistent has its perks my friend.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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