I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i already hear my dad disowning me
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
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