Cold hands, warm shart.
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
Are these your boobs on my camera?
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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