if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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