real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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