with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
i think i just lost a toe
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
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