On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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