we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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