it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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