what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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