I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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