I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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