I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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