Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
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