Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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