They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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