I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
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