But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Who did Billy Mays play for?
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
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