Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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