I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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