butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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