Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
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