One girl and one boy is just not enough.
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
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