Me too!
There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
You ruined the universe
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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