Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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