that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
love makes seman taste better
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
Randomize
