Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that š I went with "no"
I feel kind of like weāre in a gang and tonight is one of those āpeople are gonna know not to fuck with usā type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. Iām not really sure how I got to this point in my lifeā¦ but I like it.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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