My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
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Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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