I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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