Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
Randomize
