I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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