You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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