Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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