I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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