Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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