is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
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