So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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