Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
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