And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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