please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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