I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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