I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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