all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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