I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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