Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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