Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
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