Nicole vs. Life
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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