I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Drake has all the answers
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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