just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
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