The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
Randomize
