fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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