I think i sorta joined a cult last night
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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