I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
Randomize