You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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