it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
i think i have herpe
just one?
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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