I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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