I feel like I'm in dance class right now
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
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