margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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