you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
He was too drunk, and my mother and I ended up babysitting him. He told her I have amazing mouth skills, and that I love the "chorizo" he feeds me. All she said was "And on the list of 30 things you never want to hear about your daughter..." while gripping the steering wheel.Please just fucking kill me now.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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