Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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